Kinky Salon XIV - Land of the Lust

Hey you sexy Sleestaks,

Kinky Salon's annual alternate dimension white water rafting trip is coming up! We'll be going over the falls and through the portal on a pervertedly prehistoric adventure to an mysterious world past time and space, known only as the "LAND OF THE LUST." Pack a cooler of snacks for the kids and enough supplies to survive on in case we get stranded for several seasons. After all, we can't just fuck and BBQ dinosaurs forever... or can we?

Kinky Salon - Land of the Lust
Saturday May 14th
10pm till late / 21 and over
We will share our*NEW* super secret location once we get your RSVP!

Time portals only work for couples or PALs! All visitors to the "Land of the Lust" must be chaperoned to avoid universe tearing temporal distortions. (see our PAL policy at www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

DRESS: Sexy Sleestaks, pervy Pakuni, savages, beast masters, cave men, feral children, Amazon goddesses, time travelers, temple prostitutes, woolly mammoths, woolly men, dinosaur hunters, rocks, foreign flora, and any dinosaur you can imagine.

Leather, latex, PVC, fetish and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!

Brought to you by,
Your Kinky Time and Space explorers,
The Kinky Salon Austin Production Team!

Kinky Salon XIII - Traci Lords Conservatory Prom

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage

Oh, prom - you glorious time. Let's put on the dresses and spike the
punch bowl.

Kinky Salon - Traci Lords Conservatory Prom
Saturday March 12th
10pm till late / 21 and over
We will share the super secret location once we get your RSVP!

Don't forget: chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to
be discreet. Muah!

DRESS: Dresses, tuxedos, evening gowns, nerds & jocks & geeks,
chaperones, principals, the band, prom queens, prom queens runner-ups,
prom kings, prom crashers, prom committee members...

Leather, latex, PVC, fetish and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!

Principal Heather & Gym Coach Andreas

Kinky Salon XII - Uniformly Sexy

President Eisenhower said "When you put on a uniform, there are certain inhibitions that you accept."

We disagree.



Join us for a night of sexy uniform fun - where the tingle of authority meets the desire to misbehave. Rescue that kitten, cheer your team, make the touchdown at...

Kinky Salon - Uniformly Sexy
Saturday Sept 11th
10pm till late / 21 and over
We will share the super secret location once we get your RSVP!

Couples and chaperoned singles only (see our PAL policy at
www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

DRESS: Police officers, hospital doctors and nurses, Army, Navy, Air Force, back to school, prison escapees, stewards, stewardesses, pilots, bell hops, life guard, postal workers, figures of authority, maids, firemen, baseball & football stars, boy scouts, cheerleaders, nuns and priests...

Leather, latex, PVC, fetish and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!

Heather & Andreas salute you!

Kinky Salon XI - Come Live the Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy

Groupies ripping at your clothes...
Band managers showering you with money...
Roadies that want to be just like you...
Your fantasies fulfilled in the green room...

at Kinky Salon XI - Come Live the Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy



Hold on to something - this Kinky Salon can be turned up to 11!

Saturday, July 17th 2010
10pm till late / 21 and over

Couples and chaperoned singles only (see our PAL policy at
www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

Please use our new RSVP form, it makes it easier for us to keep track:
http://www.kinkysalonaustin.com/sign-up.php

The roof will be on fire! Experience the glory of musical awesomeness
and mingle with the most amazing people of the entertainment industry.

We are expecting to see:
Unheard-of bands, rock legends, divas, groupies, rappers, punk rockers,
goths, opera singers, paparazzi, choir boys, managers, big hair, drug
dealers, DJs, disco dancers, musicians, the biggest fans, FCC officials,
Mozart, Bach & Schubert, instruments and lyrics, glam rockers, bling &
grilles, ravers, folk singers, big bands, more cowbell, grunge widows,
crazy make-up, country singers, RIAA lawyers, conductors, roadies,
composers... and of course fetish wear and lingerie.

Hint: this is a great theme for group costumes!

As always we are looking for assistance with...
...decorating.
...props.
...midnight entertainment.
If you would like to contribute, please let us know.

Rock on!
Andylicious & Athena O.

Kinky Salon X - Turning Japanese

Konnichiwa!

The 10th Kinky Salon is coming up: it is a cheaper and more durable
version of KS and it's being assembled in a factory in Okinawa as we speak:

Kinky Salon X - Turning Japanese
on May 8th 2010
10pm till late / 21 and over



Please let us know if you plan to attend.

Couples and chaperoned singles only (see our PAL policy at
www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

Or to put it in a haiku:

Spring comes to Austin,
Bodies twist in the Red Room,
Kinkiness rules now.

Costume suggestions for your visit to our house of the red lantern:
Geishas, shoguns, samurai, ninjas, Godzilla, gadgets, Gamera, Mothra,
Pokemon, tentacles, confused tourists, schoolgirls, sumo wrestlers,
robots, manga characters, crazy TV show hosts, sushi chefs, Ultraman,
Hello Kitty, weird vending machines, horny business women and sararimen,
martial arts and zen masters, kabuki performers, origami...

We hope to see you there,
Heatheruko and Andi-san

Doctor! Doctor!

Thanks to all of our guests and helpers for another wonderful Kinky Salon.

Kinky Salon IX - Doctor Doctor!

Just what the doctor ordered:

Kinky Salon IX - Doctor Doctor!
- where Dr Luscious N Sexy will be making House calls of Desire and Medical Mayhem will fix what ails you!

February 13th 2010
10pm till late / 21 and over
We will share the super secret location of our central Austin emergency
room once we get your RSVP!!!

Couples and chaperoned singles only (see our PAL policy at
www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

Forget pre-existing conditions and insurance premiums! At the KS Health
Exchange the doctor is always in and medical professionals will treat
you for free!

In case your scrubs are still being disinfected after that difficult
priapism case, you might consider these ideas for the correct medical
attire:

Doctors, nurses, pharma salespeople, lawyers, patients, morticians,
assorted diseases & bacteria, medicine men, dentists, pharmacists,
scientists, veterinarians, surgeons, favorite TV and movie characters
(House, Scrubs, ER, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck), Doogie Howser, Dr.
Horrible, Dr. Who, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. No (or
alternatively Dr. YES! YES! YES!), Dr. Livingstone (I presume?), Dr.
Dolittle, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Mabuse, M.A.S.H., Dr. Spock, Dr. Evil,
Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Laura, Doc Holliday, Dr. Suess, Dr. Dre, Dr.
Pepper and so forth...

ALSO: sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome.
NO street clothes!

Assistance:
As many of you have noticed, we do our best to transform our Kinky Salon
Austin location into a complete world of our theme. We just find it so
much easier to envelop ourselves in, for example, Heaven and Hell, if
that is all we see around us!

If...
... you are good at visual arts you might help us with the backgrounds
for the rooms.
... you have a bunch of medical paraphernalia laying about you can drop
it by ahead of time.

With each party we are always interested in party flow
assistance... specifically... if you would like to be at the door, the
bar or a monitor, we'd be more than happy to have you.

For everything Kinky Salon Austin take a peek at www.kinkysalonaustin.com

And please direct interested sexy friends who might enjoy our party to
KinkySalonAustin as well, where they can learn more about Kinky Salon
and see pictures from previous parties!

See you in the waiting room,
Dr. Andy & Nurse Heather

Kinky Salon VIII - Heavy Petting Zoo

Thanks go to all our helpers (Ross for helping with the setup, Brent for the photo booth support, Miss Scarlett for the phantastic burlesque) and our awesome guests for a wonderful party. We hope to see you all again next time.

Kinky Salon Austin 8: Heavy Petting Zoo!

Austin's premiere sex-positive theme party invites you to Kinky Salon Austin 8:

Heavy Petting Zoo!

With cats away the mice will play with themselves!

And at midnight, see what those three little kittens REALLY look like without their 'mittens'!

Saturday November 14th
10pm till late / 21 and over
We will share the super secret location of our super secret farm house once we get your RSVP!!!

Couples and chaperoned singles only (see our PAL policy at www.kinkysalonaustin.com/pal.php)

In case your overalls are still dirty from that wrestling bout with the piggies (you showed them!) some other possible costume ideas for our frivolous foray into everything fuzzy, feathery and fluffy might be:

Woodland or barnyard animals, hunters, lion tamers, veterinarians, furries, exotic beasts, wild bunnies and kittens, the Big Bad Wolf, cosmetic testers, PETA activists, panda bears with special rip-away fur, your spotted self, ponies and riders, sssssnakes and snake charmers...

ALSO: sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome.
NO street clothes!

Assistance
As many of you have noticed, we do our best to transform our Kinky Salon Austin location into a complete world of our theme. We just find it so much easier to envelop ourselves in, for example, Heaven and Hell, if that is all we see around us!

If...
... you are good at visual arts you might help us with the backgrounds for the rooms.
... you have a bunch of farm or zoo paraphernalia laying about.

With each party we are always interested in party flow assistance...specifically...if you would like to be at the door, the bar or a monitor: we'd be more than happy to have you.

For everything Kinky Salon Austin take a peek at www.kinkysalonaustin.com
And please direct interested sexy friends who might enjoy our party to KinkySalonAustin as well, where they can learn more about Kinky Salon and see pictures from previous parties!

We shall leave you with this wise animal management advice...
If called by a Panther, don't anther!

Zoo Keeper Andy & Heather Cougar 1st Class

Kinky Salon VII - 2069: A Sex Odyssey

It is time to charge your hyperdrive, check oxygen levels and brush up on Vulcan wooing techniques:

Kinky Salon Austin 7
* 2069 - A Sex Odyssey *



will be held on the third Saturday of September --- September 19th!

If your spacesuit is being patched up or you spilled Venusian Ale over your tentacles, you might also consider these costume ideas:

Space cadets, aliens, fembots, weird technology, robots, antennae, cellophane, bubble wrap, blinky shit, body snatchers, spock ears, Mork from Ork, green skin, Venusians, Mad Max, Martians, Dr. Who, Klingons, Jedi Knights, Tentacles, Creatures from Outer Space, time travellers, Flash Gordon, Flesh Gordon, Barbarella, alien abductors, visitors from the Pleasure Planet, sci-fi villains, etc...

ALSO: sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome.

Technical Assistance
As many of you have noticed, we do our best to transform our Kinky Salon Austin location into a complete world of our theme. We just find it so much easier to envelop ourselves in, for example, Heaven and Hell, if that is all we see around us! With all the themes until now, there has been plenty of decorations out there to put us in the mood. With our upcoming theme though, we are at a disadvantage in terms of technical expertise. For that reason, we are making the following plea:

If...
... you are good at visual arts you might help us with the backgrounds for the rooms and the photobooth.
... you are an engineering genius you could build some blinky starship controls or other space ship interior.
... you have weird audiovisual equipment that might add to the ambience, we would be happy to borrow it for the party.

With each party we are always interested in party flow
assistance... specifically if...
... you are a performer - you could be the next midnight entertainment.
... you would like to be at the door or a monitor: we'd be more than happy to have you.

Feedback
And of course, like when you whisper 'just a little higher, oh yes, right there!' between the sheets, we would like your feedback on the
party! How'd we do? For those of you returning, did we tweak the right things? For those new to our premiere sex positive party, is there something you'd like to see done differently?

See you in September!

And remember: in space, no one can hear you moan!

Live long and be kinky,
Admiral Andrama & Heatherella